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Apples to Apples [Jul. 3rd, 2011|04:00 am]
writings while stoned

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[acrossthenever]
So after work, I went and hung out with some friends and engaged in a rousing game of Apples to Apples. My turn comes around to judge and the green card is "Fragrant". Among my three choices was Jodie Foster. I don't know why but I felt this one had to win. And after stating that to my cohorts, I had to explain in my best words why I felt that way. This is what I came up with.

"I imagine Jodie Foster smells like what the inside of a cat's stomach would smell like. I have a feeling that if you were to lick her, she would taste the way she smells."

No one questioned my judgement after that.
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[User Picture]From: nakedneurosis
2011-07-02 11:58 am (UTC)
oh, apples to apples. my favorite ever has to be: awkward; helen keller
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[User Picture]From: acrossthenever
2011-07-02 04:59 pm (UTC)
Touchy feely - hellen keller
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[User Picture]From: acrossthenever
2011-07-02 04:59 pm (UTC)
xD
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