|Apples to Apples
||[Jul. 3rd, 2011|04:00 am]
writings while stoned
So after work, I went and hung out with some friends and engaged in a rousing game of Apples to Apples. My turn comes around to judge and the green card is "Fragrant". Among my three choices was Jodie Foster. I don't know why but I felt this one had to win. And after stating that to my cohorts, I had to explain in my best words why I felt that way. This is what I came up with.|
"I imagine Jodie Foster smells like what the inside of a cat's stomach would smell like. I have a feeling that if you were to lick her, she would taste the way she smells."
No one questioned my judgement after that.