||[Sep. 2nd, 2010|05:37 pm]
writings while stoned
tell your stories of getting caught with weed (arrested or with your parents, whatever), i need to know other woeful tales.|
mine is: driving away from my dealer's house when cop lights go on SECONDS after i pull out. apparently my lights were off as i was leaving, which he thought looked suspicious (it was just a "bad" part of town, by society standards), and i got pulled over in front of a huge group of people who were trash-talking the police AS we were getting cuffed i.e. "hey, it's that bald faggot cop!" and "look at that pig motherfucker. run!" if only they would've turned their attention to them, not us, but alas we were given citations and my friend who had the shit on him was given a court date. they even brought the sniffer dogs who found nothing but old cheese in my car. we put it together later that the cops were expecting to find meth in my car because i had miami plates? (what the fuck?)
long story short: one day you will get caught with weed because, after a bit, everyone gets too comfortable.